Tuesday, July 18, 2006

First Official Post! I Wanna Be A Bad Boy! Can I Mommy? Please?


JT's Bad Boy To Do List

1. Wear my hair in cornrows like the African Americans do.
2. Make love FUCK (hee) a nice pop star. And then tell everyone.
3. Do something illegal controversial and then get out of it. Hopefully make everyone forget that I cried and called my mommy when that dodihead (hee dodi) Ashton punked me.
4. Defeat Usher. Defeat Nick Lachey!
5. Date a hot actress
6. Make a movie. Make a movie that doesn't suck!
7. If any of that doesn't work tell everyone that I've done a lot of drugs. Because drugs are cool and they make me look dangerous.

I do drugs! Yeah Baby! I'm cool now! I did Britney, I flashed Janet's boobie (hee boobie) I do Cameron and now I DO DRUGS TOO! Whoo hoo.

That's telling them JT. Now you're a bad boy. Maybe you can make a sex video with random strippers next. Or better yet with Kid Rock. No not with each other JT. Well maybe if that's your thing. There's nothing wrong with that.

How Personal Should I Get?

On my website I get pretty personal. Okay not really. I dance around a lot of stuff like who my friends and I really are. Don't get me wrong, everything there is honest and true. We don't lie, but we just don't tell you everything.

So I'm trying to decide how personal I should get with this blog or if I should get personal at all. Should this be strictly devoted to my thoughts and opinions on a particular subject like television or music or books or should I pour my soul into the pixels that make up this page?

Well after writing that, I'll go with the former. I'm not a soul pouring kinda gal.

Okay so that's one decision made. Next up, how often should I update? I started this blog on Sunday, but did nothing to it yesterday. So daily? Once daily? More than once? Weekly? If I'm honest I'll say that it'll be updated when the mood strikes. And I'm a creature of my moods, so that means whenever.

Alright, we're making progress. You don't know it, but I took a break, had lunch, surfed the web a bit and did very little work (even if I'm on the job) and I've decided to simply dedicate this site to pop culture.

Whoa, revolutionary. Never let it be said that I didn't lead the way ... to the back of the line.

So that's it ... all decisions have been made. This blog will be about pop culture and will be updated whenever. The height of innovation. Why just the other day I invented fire.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Alternate Welcome


I'm following a trend, it's pathetic I know but they are called trends for a reason. I'm not one to normally jump on bandwagons but damnit blogs look cool. They sound cool and they're a lot easier to update than my website.
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Barrenwasteland: A Tribute To My Wasted Youth
We'll see how long I can keep this up. I get bored pretty fast and usually fall back on my usual thing sooner or later. See my unupdated MySpace account, my abandoned AOL hometown page, my forgotten Bolt membership and sadly my left behind Roswell forum. Wish me luck.