ENOUGH!!!!
God I swear if Nick Lachey comes out with one more stupid "I broke up with Jessica Simpson" fucking song I'm going to slash my wrists. Dude we get it. You got your heart broken, or at least that's what you'd like us to believe. Fine. I joined Team Lachey, I got the t-shirt, I sang the fucking anthem. Enough already.
Jesus. Is this how you plebs felt about Brangelina? I know I can't get enough of them, but I'm well aware that there are some of you silly, silly people out there who aren't that interested in them. If so I heartily commiserate with your annoyance of just being completely sickened by their overexposure. Because I cannot take another song from Nick Lachey whining about how broken his heart is.
That said Brangelina rules all and Shiloh kicks the ass of creepy Suri any day. Go Team Angelina!
Speaking of overexposed. Seriously, why do people keep trying to insist that Paris Hilton is pretty? SHE'S NOT! Look I'm not going to pretend that I'm supergorgeous fabulous. Look at my pic, I seriously do look like a fucking cartoon character. I'm cute, never pretty, always cute till the day I die, but god damn stop with the Paris lies.
She is NOT pretty. First of all she's got a fucked up face. It's broad and she's got a skinny pointy nose in the middle of it and pucky lips. Her features aren't even striking. They're rather non descript and just cause she can throw on some extensions and run around barely dressed, does not make her goodlooking or hot. Trust me, I've seen the video. There are sides of Paris that no one should ever see. Her face is just one of them.
Now am I saying this cause I hate her and because I'm on Team Nicole? Not really. I don't hate Paris, I just think she's a meh. I think Nicole is the more charismatic of the two and the smarter one, but I don't think Paris is stupid and I don't hate her. I reserve that feeling for Jessica Simpson, who I better not ever meet because I really want to punch her in the face for her dumb blonde schtick.
She for whatever reason, has decided she's Marilyn mixed with Lucy and let me tell you, you over-inflated blowup doll. You're not even good enough to kiss the ground those two women walked on.
You should be playing the speed bumb in the next Jackass movie, because that's about all you're worthy of doing. And for the love of god just STOP 'SINGING!'
Jesus. Is this how you plebs felt about Brangelina? I know I can't get enough of them, but I'm well aware that there are some of you silly, silly people out there who aren't that interested in them. If so I heartily commiserate with your annoyance of just being completely sickened by their overexposure. Because I cannot take another song from Nick Lachey whining about how broken his heart is.
That said Brangelina rules all and Shiloh kicks the ass of creepy Suri any day. Go Team Angelina!
Speaking of overexposed. Seriously, why do people keep trying to insist that Paris Hilton is pretty? SHE'S NOT! Look I'm not going to pretend that I'm supergorgeous fabulous. Look at my pic, I seriously do look like a fucking cartoon character. I'm cute, never pretty, always cute till the day I die, but god damn stop with the Paris lies.
She is NOT pretty. First of all she's got a fucked up face. It's broad and she's got a skinny pointy nose in the middle of it and pucky lips. Her features aren't even striking. They're rather non descript and just cause she can throw on some extensions and run around barely dressed, does not make her goodlooking or hot. Trust me, I've seen the video. There are sides of Paris that no one should ever see. Her face is just one of them.
Now am I saying this cause I hate her and because I'm on Team Nicole? Not really. I don't hate Paris, I just think she's a meh. I think Nicole is the more charismatic of the two and the smarter one, but I don't think Paris is stupid and I don't hate her. I reserve that feeling for Jessica Simpson, who I better not ever meet because I really want to punch her in the face for her dumb blonde schtick.
She for whatever reason, has decided she's Marilyn mixed with Lucy and let me tell you, you over-inflated blowup doll. You're not even good enough to kiss the ground those two women walked on.
You should be playing the speed bumb in the next Jackass movie, because that's about all you're worthy of doing. And for the love of god just STOP 'SINGING!'
posted by Luci D'Ablo at 12:50 PM
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