First Official Post! I Wanna Be A Bad Boy! Can I Mommy? Please?

JT's Bad Boy To Do List

1. Wear my hair in cornrows like the African Americans do.
2. Make love FUCK (hee) a nice pop star. And then tell everyone.
3. Do something illegal controversial and then get out of it. Hopefully make everyone forget that I cried and called my mommy when that dodihead (hee dodi) Ashton punked me.
4. Defeat Usher. Defeat Nick Lachey!
5. Date a hot actress
6. Make a movie. Make a movie that doesn't suck!
7. If any of that doesn't work tell everyone that I've done a lot of drugs. Because drugs are cool and they make me look dangerous.

I do drugs! Yeah Baby! I'm cool now! I did Britney, I flashed Janet's boobie (hee boobie) I do Cameron and now I DO DRUGS TOO! Whoo hoo.

That's telling them JT. Now you're a bad boy. Maybe you can make a sex video with random strippers next. Or better yet with Kid Rock. No not with each other JT. Well maybe if that's your thing. There's nothing wrong with that.